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>> Tuesday, January 27, 2009

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Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

Teacher:Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student:I is the....
Teacher:Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student:OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says,"I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says,"OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says,"The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies,"Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says,"The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

A:Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B:Ok
A:A white horse fell in the mud.

If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?

On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."

Teacher:What are some products of the West Indies?
Student:I don't know.
Teacher:Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student:We borrow it from our neighbor.

Teacher:Did you father help your with your homework?
Student:No, he did it all by himself.

A:Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B:It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A:Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B:I'm not. I'm her mother.

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